GWB Psalm
- Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
- He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
- He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
- He restoreth my fears.
- He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for
his ego's sake.
- Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and
war,
- I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
- Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they
discomfort me.
- Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of
thy religion.
- Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
- My health insurance runneth out.
- Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me
all the days of thy term,
- And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.